Get ready for a game so stupid you would rather show your browser history than admit that you like it! Lots of action, explosions and yes, it’s a penis-tank in the trailer. What? You need more reasons to play ‘2 Ninjas 1 Cup’? — Challenging gameplay with instant respawns — Silly plot with voice acting so bad it will make you cringe (don’t know which one is worse) — Explosions. Everybody loves explosions — Original gags. Terrible, but original. — Penis-tank Now we’re sure that you want to play it, so here’s a list containing things ‘2 Ninjas 1 Cup’ doesn’t have: — 3D helicopters — Answers to ‘Will Trump start the World War III?’ — A proof that Hitler knew about the concentration camps — A diet plan for Yo Mamma who is so fat she broke your family tree So what are you waiting for!? We need you to bring the cup back!